Want to be a Better Turkey Hunter?
You’re in the right place.
Strutting Tom.Com
[The turkey hunter] knows that his wife, his family, his associates and his employer, if he is fortunate enough to reach the end of the [turkey hunting] season still employed, will view the close of the season with paeans of joy and thanksgiving equal to those with which he and the rest of the legion viewed its approach.
Col. Tom Kelly, Tenth Legion